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If you've found this secret page, well done.  You are a curious person, and that is an excellent quality.  I've got two secrets to share.

One secret is my music video, I wrote the song, sang it, and directed the music video. It currently has about 100,000 views.

 I even make a short appearance in it.  ACTING.  It was done under the secret name Rob Morton. Shhhhhhhhhhhh

And the other secret is a campaign that got me in a lot of trouble with animal activists and many others.

But it's fun to share trouble.  I co-wrote the spot and directed it.


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